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TEDS JOKES

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"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."
I'm not sure who said it but its true.

One day my wife said I should put the jokes on a website so she can email them to her friends ... and that was the beginning of Teds Jokes!

Join me - SEND ME YOUR JOKES or FUNNY PICTURES and I'll slap 'em up for the world to chuckle over!
If you get some in email or click a funny billboard, sign, or whatever on your cell phone ... send it to me and share with the world!
(My email address is up near the top of the page)

There is nothing that makes a person feel better than a good laugh, I hope you enjoy the site. Come back soon!

**WARNING**
Parts of this site contains words which are not considered "politically correct". Some people are offended by the use of these words in any context. I don't mean to offend anyone, I'm just telling JOKES. If you think you may be offended by any of this,

DON'T READ IT!!!

Funny Pics Menu


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